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Terms of Service

1. Terms

By accessing this web site (, you are agreeing to be bound by these
web site Terms and Conditions of Use, all applicable laws and regulations,
and agree that you are responsible for compliance with any applicable local
laws. If you do not agree with any of these terms, you are prohibited from
using or accessing this site. The materials contained in this web site are
protected by applicable copyright and trade mark law.

2. Use License

  1. Permission is granted to temporarily download one copy of the materials
    (information or software) on Todd Lambert’s web site for personal,
    non-commercial transitory viewing only. This is the grant of a license,
    not a transfer of title, and under this license you may not:

    1. modify or copy the materials;
    2. use the materials for any commercial purpose, or for any public display (commercial or non-commercial);
    3. attempt to decompile or reverse engineer any software contained on Todd;
    4. remove any copyright or other proprietary notations from the materials; or
    5. transfer the materials to another person or “mirror” the materials on any other server.
  2. This license shall automatically terminate if you violate any of these restrictions and may be terminated by Todd Lambert at any time. Upon terminating your viewing of these materials or upon the termination of this license, you must destroy any downloaded materials in your possession whether in electronic or printed format.

Privacy Policy

Your privacy is very important to me. Accordingly, I have developed this Policy in order for you to understand how I collect, use, communicate and disclose and make use of personal information. The following outlines my privacy policy.

I am committed to conducting my business in accordance with these principles in order to ensure that the confidentiality of personal information is protected and maintained.



  1. The materials on this website(s) also known as,,,,, and are provided “as is”. Todd Lambert makes no warranties, expressed or implied, and hereby disclaims and negates all other warranties, including without limitation, implied warranties or conditions of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement of intellectual property or other violation of rights. Further, Todd Lambert does not warrant or make any representations concerning the accuracy, likely results, or reliability of the use of the materials on his Internet web site(s) or otherwise relating to such materials or on any sites linked to this site(s).


In no event shall Todd Lambert or its suppliers be liable for any damages (including, without limitation, damages for loss of data or profit, or due to business interruption,) arising out of the use or inability to use the materials on Todd Lambert’s Internet site(s), even if Todd Lambert or a Todd Lambert authorized representative has been notified orally or in writing of the possibility of such damage. Because some jurisdictions do not allow limitations on implied warranties, or limitations of liability for consequential or incidental damages, these limitations may not apply to you.

Intellectual Property

All photos on this website(s) are owned by Todd Lambert. All of the content featured or displayed on the website(s), including, but not limited to, still images, text, pictorial works, video images, still images of video, graphic designs, audio recordings, multimedia combinations, and computer programs, including web-based programs (“Content”) is owned or licensed by Todd Lambert.

Advertisements for third-party entities are not considered Content for the purposes of this Section. However, these advertisements are owned or licensed by their respective third-party entities and are subject to protections similar to those set forth in these Terms.

Pursuant to the copyright and trademark laws of the United States, you agree:

  1. That you may only download Content that Todd Lambert designates as offered for download to any single computer a single copy of any Content for personal and noncommercial use.
  2. To not reproduce, distribute, modify, re-post on another Service (regardless of the server on which the Content is stored), or sell any Content without specific written authorization from Todd Lambert.
  3. To maintain any and all copyright or other proprietary notices embedded in or attached to any Content.
  4. To refrain from framing, inline linking, or mirroring any portion of the website.

Revisions and Errata

The materials appearing on Todd Lambert’s web site(s) could include technical, typographical, or photographic errors. Todd Lambert does not warrant that any of the materials on its web site(s) are accurate, complete, or current. Todd Lambert may make changes to the materials contained on its web site(s) at any time without notice. Todd Lambert does not, however, make any commitment to update the materials.


Todd Lambert has not reviewed all of the sites linked to its Internet web site(s) and is not responsible for the contents of any such linked site. The inclusion of any link does not imply endorsement by Todd Lambert or the web site(s). Use of any such linked web site is at the user’s own risk.

Site Terms of Use Modifications

Todd Lambert may revise these terms of use for its web site(s) at any time without notice. By using this web site(s) you are agreeing to be bound by the then current version of these Terms and Conditions of Use.

Governing Law

Any claim relating to the web site(s) shall be governed by the laws of the State of Texas without regard to its conflict of law provisions.

General Terms and Conditions applicable to Use of a Web Site.


Secret Service Alert - Counterfeit Division

U.S. Criminal Justice Deptartment - Printing and Counterfeit Unit


This website has been tracked to suspicious activities and we are notifying you that your entry has been recorded and there may be a possibility of contact from one of our task leaders with regards to this incursion.

If you have any questions or concerns, We encourage you to call us at (304) 625-3020 to discuss your case further with an available Counterfeit Strike Team Member.

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This is a parody website meant for education and entertainment purposes.